The True Story Of Assualt On Arachis Hypogaea and The Frying Pan

Once upon a time, in the age when one had to walk, on foot, to get to one's neighbour's house, there lived Prince Kromsky, son of King Galagel, son of Haradim who had nearly conquered half of his back yard, which previously belonged to Paladin, son of Wrojokom, the transsexual half-troll daughter of the Vroondfondel. The prince who was bored with life, read in the magazine that reading magazines all day won't fill oneself with the will to live a life. So he made a garden and went on holiday to some place. Meanwhile in that garden lived a colony of ants. Two of those ants were walking down path in the middle of the garden which was all of a sudden rendered impassable by a leaf which was not very much out of proportion in size. The ants perplexed about this sudden turn of events was forced to take a sudden decision about their next step.

Will they pass or will they not pass?


One of them suggested that they should go all the way around the leaf. The other said that they must go over it.




It was then.... in the time of despair.......

.....that Zatapathique, The Great Antelope Eater


appeared to them and said

"Thou shall Lift The Leaf, Overturn it and THEN go over it."



(A Note from the Writer- Writer would like to apologise for the terrible writing and the waste of your time.)


Impressed by His advice the ants praised the Zatapthique who after a moment then, seemed to have disappeared all of a sudden. But carrying it, was the most difficult task. Each of them took turns to try lifting it but to no avail. They tried to lift it together.

Piece of cake!


So they dropped the leaf and went to eat the cake which the writer had originally intended as a metaphor.

So anyway.

They found the cake extremely distasteful so they returned to their quest and carried it only to be crushed flat beneath the leaf by a boot. The boot belonged to man who didn't like wearing simpler foot-wears like sandals or even shoes and had absolutely no business, being there. Jack was the name of the boot.

(Another Note from the Writer: Writer would like to let you know that he didn't mean a word in the last Note and screw you.)

 He likes bubble gums sticking beneath him and despised escalators as it evidently was a great insult to him and his life's purpose. One day the boot, who was frustrated with the petty routine of being put on and taken off it's master's foot, had a revelation about his life's purpose and came to the conclusion that Boots are supposed to be worn on people's heads rather than their feet. The boot gathered the other boots across the world and held protests, rock concerts and mega food fests until people finally agreed to put their boots on their heads.













A Final Note From The Writer
This is the final sequel to the blockbuster franchise "The Crazy Old Man".


You can read it here. The very first installment to the greatest farce ever ---> The Crazy Old Man